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Rose Demotivational Poster

BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one

TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides

BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.

TAGS: bacon roses
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by MustyK

SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose

SLOW DOWN - You move too fast

TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.

Jokes and Puns -

TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!


MALE LESBIANS - Men that are attracted to girls, and yet wish to be girls themselves. This rare malady is generally characterized by multiple site accounts and an easily injured leg.


TAGS: bacon rose forgiven
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Ism

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.

TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*

70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.

THE BLACK ROSE OF DEATH - Starts As A Celebration of Love

TAGS: rose death
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by rerun

culos - January 26, 2010, 4:44 am
The latest trend, the DIVORCE BOUQUET!
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 7:46 pm
thats a sweet pic
Faceplant31 - January 25, 2010, 7:33 pm
Yea i picked up on that but i was hungover til after lunch so i put it out there for the masses and you sir nailed it
rerun - January 25, 2010, 6:47 pm

thanks for giving it to me. Figured it looked like a bride holding it...circle of life
Faceplant31 - January 25, 2010, 6:38 pm
Nice work Rerun, i had nothin with this pic. 5L


TAGS: rose hunt
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sho

robbidos - June 21, 2012, 12:04 pm
cuz too rhymes with too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2012, 9:37 am
How about you make some posters before you criticize others?
Sho - June 20, 2012, 2:09 am
Can't please everyone
EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2012, 12:43 am
How can anyone rate this a five when he rhymed "too" with "too"?
ODETTECRUMP - June 18, 2012, 10:59 pm
Sho - June 18, 2012, 10:47 pm
Thx man. Don't forget to lock your closet
GaryO - June 18, 2012, 10:22 pm
Well now, I got my creepy feel for the evening. Gonna get me a brighter sponge bob night light, clean and reload the 1911 for the 2nd time, and wait, under the bed……blinking……..5 simultaneously laughing and crying ducks to you, sho
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:14 pm
How can anyone not give this 5?

WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? - And It'S On The Day I Get My Pension, Oh Well They Said It Wasn't Going To Be, A Rose Garden.

TAGS: rose
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

HOW STRANGE IT IS - To be anything at all..

TAGS: robot rose girl
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

Hawamleh - April 15, 2012, 6:12 pm
I am proud :')




EX-WIFE - Every rose has its thorn.... Some have more than others


TAGS: roses are red plans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by forseti

mariand - February 14, 2012, 5:56 am
lol...so much sacrifice ;)




TAGS: rose day challenge
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

MrRandom - January 25, 2010, 8:30 pm
Viva la Conan! (When I actually go on my desk top and find my saved avatar)
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:16 pm

speaking of which, when you changing the hair?
MrRandom - January 25, 2010, 8:15 pm
Slightly creepy.
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 8:02 pm
How about another Jagerbomb?...Honey. 5L


TAGS: smell the roses tomorrow late calendar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - July 11, 2012, 9:04 pm
thx space
spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:20 pm
Nice one Gas.

ROSE/PINK GUN - Pink Cammies, and it looks like a reach around too. What more can you not ask and not tell about?

TAGS: pink rose zomg
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:35 pm
it's a pair of thin-rimmed glasses, and how did we NOT win the vietnam war?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 6:30 am
I dunno....Phy might have left a little "glitter" on his face.
Bartimaeus - April 12, 2010, 6:19 am
Is that guy wearing eye glitter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 3:14 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 3:14 am
I think you're reading too muck into this one Phy.....wishful thinking?

ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.

TAGS: stupid paris hilton hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Danny

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French

MICHAEL VICK - Are you kidding me! They're going to let this worthless bag of flesh back in the NFL, but Pete Rose is banned for life for a betting. This world just isn't right!

TAGS: michael vick pete rose wrong
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 11:11 am
The NFL has also not endured the collective shame that was wrought on MLB by the Black Sox. 1919? Still, baseball as a sport has a much deeper appreciation for its history.
doofenshmirtz - August 7, 2009, 9:26 am
I hate to tell you guy pete never bet on his own **** and who was it hurting no one let me repeat that no one. & Mooooooooooo that is pretty funny.
Syd - August 7, 2009, 4:37 am
First, I agree that Vick should never play again... But devil's advocate - Pete Rose's issue was baseball related. Vick's wasn't football related. That'll be the arguement coming from the people who want to sell tickets to his games.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 7, 2009, 4:30 am
I don't see what the big problem with dog fighting is. The other day I saw these two b****es going at it in the bar parking lot, They were all "you stole my lipstick" and "I'll tear your weave out" It was hilarious.
Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 2:02 am
If the world isn't right, doofen-whatever, remove yourself from it. I honestly couldn't care less. Worse sh*t happens all the time.
Mikeipee - August 7, 2009, 1:04 am
Lets see, Pete Rose was caught, lied about it, and when it was too late turned around and admitted to his crimes. Mike Vick was caught, admitted it, paid his dues and now is allowed to play again. I guess being penitent pays. 20yrs is too late Pete.

AXL ROSE - Chinese Democarcy Give It up DUDE! 15 Years WTF!!!

TAGS: axl rose
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by barry forton

Anonymous - November 25, 2008, 7:37 pm
I remember when various local radio guys said that since it was taking so long, China would actually BE a democracy when Axl finally released the album.
LogicDude - November 24, 2008, 9:59 pm
HA! He's got hair extensions!!! BRAIDS too!?!? Can he be MORE g**?
Roamer - November 24, 2008, 8:31 pm
I personally prefer a unique lead singer in any band; instead of every band sounding like a cheap Nirvana knock off. and wtf about Shinedown getting a new lead singer? I thought good bands don't change up the formula... It's an outrage people!!!
Fatty - November 24, 2008, 6:03 pm
C'mon syko, you're a GnR PR rep aren't you? That dude couldn't sing when he was good. Take away Slash and he's just a ***k with braids.
syko - November 24, 2008, 2:11 pm
I was thinking that but then i actually heard the album and holy ****, its AWESOME!!!

What to do, what to do…….. -

TAGS: paraprosdokian pics and prose
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 25, 2013, 6:01 pm
Thanks RL. Merry Christmas, M'Lord
Reality Lord - December 25, 2013, 5:37 pm

OMG, i took the bait...nice finish gary. merry christmas

perfectionism -

Hold Still Write Cheese -

TAGS: spellcheck calendar prose
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

EmilioDumphque - June 10, 2013, 6:53 pm
...or POISED.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2013, 12:30 pm
Nice play on words. Impressive... "moose" impressive.
GaryO - June 10, 2013, 9:39 am
So many times, so very many times….. I so love an original poster, one that corrects the mind, as I thought in reading this….PROSE, he should have spelt it PROSE!!

affection -

TAGS: love rose thorns patient olga
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Cannabal - May 19, 2013, 9:15 am
Every rose has its thorn, just as every night has its dawn, just as every cowboy sings a sad, sad song....

Regret -

TAGS: rose doctor who regret doomsday
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Krustbag

Krustbag - September 22, 2014, 8:29 am
I'm really loving capeldi right now
steve1961 - September 20, 2014, 9:06 pm
Doctor? Doctor...who?
Silverheart - September 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

The feels! My favorite Doctor and my... well, one of my favorite companions. Rose is the prettiest, but Donna was more fun.

ministration -

TAGS: rose thorn
Rating: 5/5

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Modern Man -


TAGS: golf n roses calender paradise
Rating: 4.89/5

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 2:17 pm
Truly demotivational.. 5 dirty bums!

ASK THESE GUYS WHERE HOFFA'S BURRIED - (L to R) Drive By, Mikey the Wop, The Plug

TAGS: regards from roseville michigan
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - October 3, 2012, 11:09 am
What? Unfunny can be good sometimes, take now for instance…no huh. I’ll be by my dish.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:30 am
Go lay down by your dish, GaryO!
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:48 am
HAH! A few years back, I told this bunch of kids, ‘Hey, they found Jimmy Hoffa!’ ‘They did!’, ‘Yeah, in a hospital’…’Really?!’…‘Yeah, maturnity ward….trying to organize labor’……’huh… who’s Jimmy Hoffa?’
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 8:38 am
"The Plug" has an alias, Mao. It's "Jimmy the Spade."
maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 6:54 pm
Hay That's My Dad On The Right.


Thorns -


Quoting Bierce -

TAGS: back bierce ambrose friend
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

Zetmonk - May 8, 2013, 7:38 am
Yeah... the first couple were pretty cool...
BobbEdwards - May 8, 2013, 3:06 am
Bierce Motifakes are "easy" only if you settle for the literal. I try to go beyond that somehow and have managed to get Bierce posters into Politifake, Religifake, Philosophy Wall, even MAD :-D

MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery

TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Chef

LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


TAGS: smell the roses calendar women love flowers
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - July 11, 2012, 6:58 pm
It's from Hitch****s 1943 film "Shadow of a Doubt"
EmilioDumphque - July 11, 2012, 5:00 pm
Who's funeral is pictured? It's clearly someone important or famous.
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:11 am
LOL, Cavey…..check…….and mate. Nice poster, Greeny, as always.
caveman - July 10, 2012, 10:54 pm
MAKE A POSTER OF YOUR OWN see how easy that was? Oh wait you haven't
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:50 pm
SHORT CAPTIONS see how easy that was? try it sometime.

THE MORNING ROSE - Opens up to catch the rising sun Dew glistening bright Only to be met by a lawnmower

TAGS: rose dew morning
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by jackripper

agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
I mowed over one Rose here.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:21 pm
Cool, the truly demotivational posters are always good and will get mass respect from the regs.
jackripper - August 20, 2010, 12:13 pm
Nawh...hate roses anyways...just trying to make major demotivational posters.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Nice! I take it aggy mows over your plants too?

Bierce on Patriotism -



ROSE MCGOWAN - "What's in a name? That which we call Rose by any other word would smell as sweet." Romeo & Juliet Act II, Scene II


TAGS: urban metro***ual looking to get beatup
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by sickartist

DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 10:34 pm
Dead Kennedys are good
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:33 pm
or the Dead Kennedeys
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:32 pm
Only if it was the Dead Milkmen.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:26 pm
So the tale of the milkman is untrue?
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:22 pm
Bone, you existentialist, I can't begin to ponder how I came into being. My parents just blame Budweiser, but I think that a half-truth.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:15 pm
Bartski...you southern satirist, how ya been
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
Yeah, this dude is straight from the Southside of Neverneverland. Nice kicks.
sickartist - December 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
I think the Notorious B.I.G. shirt pulled it all together
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 9:37 pm
Sure glad he went with the white shoes!

HEY MOTIFAKERS - Make your own Briton of Rose! (Furnace, molten iron and Narutarded not included)

BRITON OF ROSE - Master Craftsman and Lead Smithy of the Motifake Guild

TAGS: briton of rose
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Briton of Rose - February 4, 2009, 3:52 am
Hephaestos smiles upon you, Friend. 5/5

M.A.L.T. -

TAGS: malt narutarded briton of rose
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by culos

culos - November 24, 2009, 10:14 am
Check the forums and educate yourself
omnia - November 24, 2009, 10:13 am
what's m.a.l.t?

RELIGIOUS CEREMONY - Oh! I just figured you were showing me how my MOTHER-IN-LAW, Clogged the toilet Seeing as she act like like her BOOTY don't stink.

GUN N ROSES - Welcome to the jungle baby!

TAGS: roses
Rating: 2.46/5

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GUNS N' ROSES - Awesomeness purified in 5 men, then 6 then 7 then 8 etc.


RUNNING UP THE SCORE. - Because the BCS, doesn't award points for..... SPORTSMANSHIP!

TAGS: rosebowl football bigten wisconsin bcs
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:03 pm
AUG vs SC wot happened? wot happened?
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:54 pm
Cool! Is this airoutyourgripesfake.com now?
440wakeup - December 3, 2010, 12:10 pm
I could have went with the black players with dreadlocks gloating and hi-fiving but to quote my old football coach when asked about steroids...You just can't beat a big corn-fed farm-boy."..... especially one sniffing a rose, screw you BOISIE STATE!!
culos - December 3, 2010, 11:37 am
Obscure equals ****e. 1L

FLOWERS - They never even know their own beauty for their entire life.

TAGS: flowers roses
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by charlie

TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:45 pm
-ated me enough not to look at anymore Motifakes today!
TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:44 pm
Wow. That was the single most knob slobbing, ball s******ing, semen sipping, b******ing, AIDS pumping, parade having, pickle tickling, heat seeking moisture missle gagging, sheep shagging loads of crap I've ever laid eyes on. YOU WIN f***FACE! You demotiv

YO KANYE, IMMA LET U FINISH - But first I wanna give "PROPS" to Serena's out burst! The sexy/dangerouse Thang, the threatening to......

PURE WIN - sometimes cannot be put into words

TAGS: guns n roses lol chinese democracy bumblefoot buckethead
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by Zack

bucketheadfan - November 21, 2009, 5:57 pm
Dweezle has a 'tard problem
CARRnage - June 22, 2009, 2:23 am
Buckethead is FN awesome so Suck it all you Slash Fans
Dweezle - April 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
GUNS N ROSES is not a bad band they are quite ingenious...HOWEVER Chinese Democracy was not GUNS N ROSES it was an over the hill senile Axl Rose, and a gender confused douche bag with a KFC bucket on his head. GNR went to **** after Slash and Duff left!!!
jerica - December 26, 2008, 8:11 pm
EWWW terrible how could people like them? more like PURE LOSE ...kay last comment
Jerica - December 26, 2008, 8:10 pm
Jerica - December 26, 2008, 7:06 pm
That band SUCKS ***k!
Sykes - December 1, 2008, 11:39 am
I totally agree, That album is f***in genius!!!

Joey was here -

TAGS: broseph
Rating: 1/5

More motifakes by ZeroTheHero

motinet - November 10, 2014, 11:26 am

Its the worst rated motifake of all time. So theres that.
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:40 pm
Me neither...something personal I'm guessing.
Sho - May 17, 2014, 12:57 am
I don't get it

Prose and Khans -

TAGS: poetry khan prose violence vengeance
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - April 27, 2016, 6:56 am
I'm glad to see you like Pros too.
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2016, 9:29 pm
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquerable whale. To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart..etc. etc."
Pushkin - April 26, 2016, 11:14 am
You know. I think you're right.
lgvernon - April 26, 2016, 10:12 am

He was just pist about that horrible wig.

secrets -

TAGS: rose shadow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - April 22, 2015, 10:20 pm
much appreciated :). but don't worry, we all get better with practice
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:01 pm
Sho, fabulously dark as always!!! I am a devoted fan and learn at your feet. 5 goth lions from this unworthy noob!

Hidden Within -

TAGS: camouflage happy rose shadow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - March 20, 2015, 11:17 am
Well done, angel! I like exploring the archives. I luv a lot of your stuff! 5L!
MissPriss - March 19, 2015, 12:53 am
A 5L welcome back. Happy to see your work gracing the joint.

Defensiveness betrays weakness -

TAGS: beauty rose defensive weakness betray
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by kirill

GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:40 am
well, this is gorgeous...OW!
Greeny - December 19, 2014, 8:20 pm
very nice - 5 extra thick gloves

Love is like a rose---- -

TAGS: love is a rose
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 1, 2015, 6:11 am
Who, me? Tnx Cern!
concern3 - December 1, 2015, 3:28 am
Well look who's messing with the double entendre, excellent a 5er

When taking a risk -

TAGS: proposal rose gun
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 28, 2017, 9:30 pm
Thanks, little fluffbunny! Not very many people have noticed the details! HAHAHAHA!
Sean - December 28, 2017, 6:19 pm
This is DEEPLY disturbing. No. Really. And by that I mean: I LOVE IIIIITTTTT!!!!
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:29 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:26 am
excellent advice a 5er

the rosetta stone -